Frases soltas anotadas nas últimas páginas do meu diário

Theirs

The fucking guest wants warm milk!
Because I don't care!
If you need a greencard, call me...
Where's the little girl with the big smile?
Bella, you are the coffee queen.
Fuck cancer!
Do you have McDonalds in Brazil?
Bella, come closer to me...
Stop playing with Alex's heart!
So what are we doing here?
Não vai frear com o pé esquerdo!
You know how Bella is never friendly.
Bellinha, tá ficando gordinha!!
Também, depois daquele sorvete monstro.
This is Bella, my dog.
Roll over, Alex!
Trem? Que trem?
Bella, pára de comer bacon!
Bella, you're manipulative.
Picaretando no polish, pica-pica?
Sinistro, lek!
Where are my tickets?
Não é "que horas são", é "quantas horas"!
Partiu?
O que é a strip?
You almost don't have an accent!

Mine

Reservations or no reservations?
Good-morning-venture-sports-this-is-Bella-how-can-I-help-you-hold-on-I'm-gonna-ask.
Tracy, are you too busy?
George, can you make me bacon?
Muesli! Give me my muesli!
Alex, what are we doing tonight?
Eu quero essa garrafa!
Assim tu me quebra as pernas.
Bando de picaretas!
Ma tinha que ser carioca, hein.
Bacon comes from pigs. Pigs are part of Nature. Then, I eat healthy because my food comes from Nature.